National Politics – Page 4 – The Takoma Torch

Nation Shocked That State of Texas, Supreme Court Did Exactly What They’ve Been Promising for Decades

Taliban Denies Afghan Capital Insurrection Ever Happened

FDA Grants Full Approval For Anti-Vaxxers To Come Up With Another Convenient Excuse to Refuse COVID Vaccination

America’s Long Period of Not Worrying About Afghanistan Finally Comes to an End

Republicans Call for Pause on Johnson & Johnson Vaccine After Reports of Blood Clots From School Shootings

Republicans Upset Stimulus Payments Not Being Trickled Down to Them

Buckingham Palace Flies ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Flag After Americans Attack Royal Family

GOP: Genderless Potato Head Will Destroy Female Potato Sports

GOP Votes Against LGTBQ Rights, But Not in a Mean Way or Anything Like That

Republicans Mock Biden’s Dog For Having Tan Coat

Beto Shovels Snow Naked to Show Texas He Can Handle Freezing Conditions

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

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