Founded in February 2019, The Takoma Torch enriches the lives of residents in Takoma Park and the D/M/V region with satirical articles that only those with a sense of humor can appreciate. Believe it or not, some people actually think these articles are real, and that makes it even funnier. All names used are completely fictional, except for public figures.
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IN THE PRESS
An OnlyFans baseball parody has an Olney team crying foul — and hiring counsel
A Parody News Site in a Crunchy DC Suburb Is in Trouble Over an OnlyFans Joke
Olney’s new baseball team was satirized with a spoof on the risqué OnlyFans’ name. Then, the team’s lawyer came calling.
Maryland baseball group threatens satire website
Montgomery County parody site article goes for home run, goes foul
Takoma’s Been Torched: Satirical News Site Takes Aim At Takoma Park Quirks
Takoma Park launches satirical news site
The Takoma Torch: Bringing satire to the local level
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