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Republicans Mock Biden’s Dog For Having Tan Coat

Beto Shovels Snow Naked to Show Texas He Can Handle Freezing Conditions

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

George Washington Boasts of Record Stock Prices Since His Presidency

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

Republicans Outraged Biden Replaces ‘Nuclear Football’ with Soccer Ball

QAnon Claims Trump Presidency a Deep State Conspiracy to Get Democrats Elected

Mike Pence Asks Trump For One Final Atomic Wedgie Before Leaving Office

Capitol Police Fired, Replaced With DC Building Permit Department Employees

Trump Asks Georgia Secretary of State to Find Missing Golf Ball That Was Obviously a Hole-In-One

Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

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