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Sarah Palin Sues NY Times For Not Giving Her Enough Chances to Solve Wordle

Larry Hogan Opts Out of Losing Senate Race to Van Hollen, Chooses to Lose Republican Presidential Primary Instead

Republicans Force Schools to Adopt ‘Critical Erase Theory’

Sen. Tim Kaine Enjoys “Greatest Day Ever” Stuck in I-95 Snowstorm for 27 Hours

Congress Required to Practice Hiding Under Desks to Prepare for Threat of Gun Control Debate

Darth Vader ‘Scared For His Life,’ Acted in Self-Defense When Blowing Up Alderaan

Republicans Blame The Count For Biden Winning Election

Joe Manchin Says He’s Not Really A Democrat or Republican, Just a Huge Fucking Asshole

White House Announces President Biden Having a “Bones Day”

Entire Democratic Party Destroyed After Local Asshole Ignored 1,327th Campaign Email Asking for Only $5

Nation Shocked That State of Texas, Supreme Court Did Exactly What They’ve Been Promising for Decades

Taliban Denies Afghan Capital Insurrection Ever Happened

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