National Politics

Republicans Upset Stimulus Payments Not Being Trickled Down to Them

Buckingham Palace Flies ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Flag After Americans Attack Royal Family

GOP: Genderless Potato Head Will Destroy Female Potato Sports

GOP Votes Against LGTBQ Rights, But Not in a Mean Way or Anything Like That

Republicans Mock Biden’s Dog For Having Tan Coat

Beto Shovels Snow Naked to Show Texas He Can Handle Freezing Conditions

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

George Washington Boasts of Record Stock Prices Since His Presidency

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

Republicans Outraged Biden Replaces ‘Nuclear Football’ with Soccer Ball

QAnon Claims Trump Presidency a Deep State Conspiracy to Get Democrats Elected

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