National Politics

Supreme Court Discovers New Constitutional Right to Steakhouse Privacy

Elon Musk Joining Scientology To Get Away From All the Religious Crazies

Republicans Blame Biden for Losing an Hour on Daylight Savings

Trucker Convoy Complies With Government Safety Regulations on Journey to DC to Protest Compliance With Government Safety Regulations

Sarah Palin Sues NY Times For Not Giving Her Enough Chances to Solve Wordle

Larry Hogan Opts Out of Losing Senate Race to Van Hollen, Chooses to Lose Republican Presidential Primary Instead

Republicans Force Schools to Adopt ‘Critical Erase Theory’

Sen. Tim Kaine Enjoys “Greatest Day Ever” Stuck in I-95 Snowstorm for 27 Hours

Congress Required to Practice Hiding Under Desks to Prepare for Threat of Gun Control Debate

Darth Vader ‘Scared For His Life,’ Acted in Self-Defense When Blowing Up Alderaan

Republicans Blame The Count For Biden Winning Election

Joe Manchin Says He’s Not Really A Democrat or Republican, Just a Huge Fucking Asshole

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