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Category: National Politics

Fox News Rushes to Hire Matt Gaetz Before Anyone Else Grabs Him

Takoma Park Organizes ‘Listserv Moderators for Harris’ National Zoom Meeting

Brave Liberal Boldly Posts Trump Assassination Joke Outside of Private Chat Group

2nd Edition Trump Bible For Sale, Includes New ‘Book of WOKE’ Detailing Trump’s Persecution

Larry Hogan Doubles Down on Pro-Choice Stance By Pledging to Abort Purple Line

Conservatives Upset There’s No ‘White Friday’ Shopping Day

Ghost of Dianne Feinstein Refuses to Leave Senate

George Santos Vows to Defend Resume Just Like He Defended His Olympic Gold Medal Against Katie Ledecky

Supreme Court Discovers New Constitutional Right to Steakhouse Privacy

Elon Musk Joining Scientology To Get Away From All the Religious Crazies

Republicans Blame Biden for Losing an Hour on Daylight Savings

Trucker Convoy Complies With Government Safety Regulations on Journey to DC to Protest Compliance With Government Safety Regulations

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