National Politics – Page 3 – The Takoma Torch

Larry Hogan Doubles Down on Pro-Choice Stance By Pledging to Abort Purple Line

Conservatives Upset There’s No ‘White Friday’ Shopping Day

Ghost of Dianne Feinstein Refuses to Leave Senate

George Santos Vows to Defend Resume Just Like He Defended His Olympic Gold Medal Against Katie Ledecky

Supreme Court Discovers New Constitutional Right to Steakhouse Privacy

Elon Musk Joining Scientology To Get Away From All the Religious Crazies

Republicans Blame Biden for Losing an Hour on Daylight Savings

Trucker Convoy Complies With Government Safety Regulations on Journey to DC to Protest Compliance With Government Safety Regulations

Sarah Palin Sues NY Times For Not Giving Her Enough Chances to Solve Wordle

Larry Hogan Opts Out of Losing Senate Race to Van Hollen, Chooses to Lose Republican Presidential Primary Instead

Republicans Force Schools to Adopt ‘Critical Erase Theory’

Sen. Tim Kaine Enjoys “Greatest Day Ever” Stuck in I-95 Snowstorm for 27 Hours

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