National Politics – Page 6 – The Takoma Torch

Capitol Police Fired, Replaced With DC Building Permit Department Employees

Trump Asks Georgia Secretary of State to Find Missing Golf Ball That Was Obviously a Hole-In-One

Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

Second Stimulus Bill Actually Just Cake

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

Trump Pulls Troops From Afghanistan and Iraq to Prepare for War on Thanksgiving

QAnon Supporter: ‘Trump Might Have Won If Only I Searched More Pizza Parlors for Secret Pedophilia Rings’

Trump Angry With Umpires For Letting Baseball Game Enter the 9th Inning

Democrats Worried Canadian Post Office Won’t Deliver Mail-In Immigration Applications in Time

Amy Coney Barrett Looking Forward to Stripping Away Rights From Her Daughters

Stephen Miller Promises God He’ll Be Less Evil If He Survives COVID-19

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