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Category: National Politics

President Trump Pardons Future Former President Trump

Bloomberg Creates Controversial “Stop and Sniff” Policy at City’s Dog Park

A New Leader Emerges From the Democratic Presidential Race

Senate Votes to End Voting by Senators

Iowa to Decide Caucus Winner on Penalty Kicks

President Congratulates Ohio for Hosting ‘Tremendous’ Super Bowl Event in Miami

President Succeeds in Convincing Foreign Dictators to Adopt U.S. Constitution

Pompeo Explodes on Waitress, Demands She Point Out Side Dishes On Menu

After Doughnut Scandal Rocks Canada, Prime Minister Flubs Second Attempt with the “TruDeaunut”

Mitch McConnell Defeats Kids in Game of Tag By Making Up New Invincibility Rule

Local Millennial Comes Out as Joe Biden Supporter

Eric Trump Announces Diagnosis of Bone Spurs

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