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Category: National Politics

Covid Stimulus Payments Delayed Until Trump’s Name is Printed as Recipient

Democratic Party Shocks Nation By Electing a Democrat as Nominee

Trump: Pandemic Just the Nation Getting Sick of Winning

Dr. Fauci Corrects President’s Claims About Spreading Cooties

IRS Extends President’s Tax Filing Deadline to July 2050

Republicans Propose Massive Government Aid Package in Total Rebuke of Socialism

White House Staff Urges President to Avoid Golden Showers Due to Coronavirus Risk

Nation Rejects Old White Male Establishment by Choosing Older White Males

Trump Sends Pence to Combat Coronavirus In Hopes of Getting to Pick a New Vice President

President Trump Pardons Future Former President Trump

Bloomberg Creates Controversial “Stop and Sniff” Policy at City’s Dog Park

A New Leader Emerges From the Democratic Presidential Race

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