National Politics – Page 10 – The Takoma Torch

Iowa to Decide Caucus Winner on Penalty Kicks

President Congratulates Ohio for Hosting ‘Tremendous’ Super Bowl Event in Miami

President Succeeds in Convincing Foreign Dictators to Adopt U.S. Constitution

Pompeo Explodes on Waitress, Demands She Point Out Side Dishes On Menu

After Doughnut Scandal Rocks Canada, Prime Minister Flubs Second Attempt with the “TruDeaunut”

Mitch McConnell Defeats Kids in Game of Tag By Making Up New Invincibility Rule

Local Millennial Comes Out as Joe Biden Supporter

Eric Trump Announces Diagnosis of Bone Spurs

Panic Strikes as Yahoo Announces Listserv End

Whistleblower Still Unidentified, But We All Know it’s Someone from Takoma Park

Hurricanes Flee to Takoma Park’s Nuclear-Free Zone

Takoma Park Seeking to Outbid President for Ownership of Greenland

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