political satire – Page 20 – The Takoma Torch

T*koma Park Gets Canceled After Residents Learn City Built By Developer

Gov. Hogan Announces Mass Vaccination Site For Montgomery County Located in Ocean City During Memorial Day Weekend

Takoma Park to Spend $15 Million of COVID Relief Searching For Next City Manager

Marc Elrich Proposes Affordable Housing in Purple Line Tunnels

GOP: Genderless Potato Head Will Destroy Female Potato Sports

Maryland Enters Phase 1C of Eligibility For Residents Planning to Start Their Own Podcast

GOP Votes Against LGTBQ Rights, But Not in a Mean Way or Anything Like That

Existing Takoma Park Trees Accepting of More Trees, Just Not in Their Backyard

Beto Shovels Snow Naked to Show Texas He Can Handle Freezing Conditions

Local Man Wins Social Media Political Debate By Correcting Opponent’s Use of ‘Your/You’re’

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

Takoma Park Historic District Reclassifies as Agricultural Reserve To Deny Solar Panel Installation

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