political satire – The Takoma Torch

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City Installs AI Cameras To Automatically Ticket ‘Rolling Stops’ at 3‐Minute Public Testimony Limit

Takoma Park Residents Trapped in Extended Council Meeting After Outbreak of ‘The Clap’

Takoma Park Announces Status as ‘Nuance-Free Zone’

Marc Elrich, Will Jawando Propose ‘Snow Stabilization’ Bill to Limit Amount of Snowfall on Montgomery County

Nation’s Boomers Shocked To Learn Leaders Can Retire

Tone Down the Hate Rhetoric, You Evil, Murderous Democrats

Nice Neighborhood Just One Public Works Fuck-Up From Turning Into Crime-Ridden Shithole

Naive Poor Person Actually Believes Country Cares About Them

Proposed 30-Story High Rise in Silver Spring Totally Out of Scale With Surrounding 20+ Story High Rises

Trump Orders Military into Second Act of ‘Les Miserables’ at Kennedy Center

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