political satire – The Takoma Torch

PAC Man: Will Jawando To Hold Anti-PAC Press Conference Sponsored by PACs

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Resurfaced as Memorial Reflection Pool For Co-Op

Trump Expected to Take Over Silver Spring Public Golf Course, Rename It ‘Mar-a-Sligo’

Announcing the Winners of the 2026 Takoma Torch Satire Writing Contest

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City Installs AI Cameras To Automatically Ticket ‘Rolling Stops’ at 3‐Minute Public Testimony Limit

Takoma Park Residents Trapped in Extended Council Meeting After Outbreak of ‘The Clap’

Takoma Park Announces Status as ‘Nuance-Free Zone’

Marc Elrich, Will Jawando Propose ‘Snow Stabilization’ Bill to Limit Amount of Snowfall on Montgomery County

Nation’s Boomers Shocked To Learn Leaders Can Retire

Tone Down the Hate Rhetoric, You Evil, Murderous Democrats

Nice Neighborhood Just One Public Works Fuck-Up From Turning Into Crime-Ridden Shithole

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