Looking to pass blame for Donald Trump’s presidency resulting in Republicans losing control of both elected branches of the federal government, supporters of the right-wing QAnon conspiracy now claim that...
WASHINGTON -Vice President Mike Pence formally requested that President Donald Trump give him one final atomic wedgie to help the departing president cope with the pain of leaving office. “I...
ANNAPOLIS, MD - After the insurrection at the US Capitol last week, high expectations for a wild first day of the 442nd session of the Maryland General Assembly were unmet,...
After the grand opening of Donut Run on the Takoma DC side, white people of Takoma Park, Maryland, decided to courageously venture across the metro tracks into unfamiliar territory -...
WASHINGTON, DC - In his plan to get all Americans vaccinated and thereby end the COVID-19 pandemic, Dr. Anthony Fauci advises wrapping the vaccine inside a slice of cheese to...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise move, the White House took a knife to the recently enacted $2.3 trillion dollar government funding package, which includes a second round of pandemic...
CHEVY CHASE, MD - In an effort to fight off any form of new housing in their wealthy enclave, Section 3 of the Village of Chevy Chase adopted new supplemental...
Photo Credit - Suzy Hazelwood ROCKVILLE, MD - Beginning at 5 p.m. on Thursday, December 24th, all households setting out milk and cookies for Santa Claus must do so on...
TAKOMA, DC - Chain links fences have been erected around the 7-11 near the Takoma Metro station, signaling the start of construction on the building's replacement: a painted mural of...
WALL STREET - Believing that everyone daring to use the prefix “Dr.” must have a medical degree, Joseph Epstein mistakenly received a colonoscopy from a Dr. Pepper can earlier today....
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Fearing for her life while clutching her pearls, a white woman most likely named Karen called the cops on a painting of a black woman on...
ROCKVILLE, MD - Shortly after putting the final touches on a 500-unit residential skyscraper in Minecraft, Evelyn McFadden was shocked to learn she now owes millions of dollars in county...
