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Residents Turn Out for Home Team in Finals; Forget Watching Baseball is So Boring

10 Ways to Out-Debate Highly Qualified Experts on Topics You Just Learned About

City Council Grills Mueller Over Tree Ordinance Revisions

City Makes New Law Requiring “Takoma” in All Business Names

Takoma Park Creates Agency to Settle Residents’ Internet Fights

Takoma Park Police Adopt New Enforcement Tactic Based on Cat Discipline

Gates of Hell Open Up as County Council Approves Accessory Apartment Bill

Foul Play Suspected in Fourth of July Tree Incident

Humans rank 6th in Takoma Park’s Ranking of Human Rights, Dogs Remain #1

Baby Sinclair Brings Prehistoric Principles to Department of Justice

Gas Leaf Blowers Banned from Marching in 4th of July Parade

Takoma Park Releases Controversial FY2020 Budget

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