The Takoma Torch

President Succeeds in Convincing Foreign Dictators to Adopt U.S. Constitution

Rockville Groups Sue R.E.M. Over Song Lyrics

Pompeo Explodes on Waitress, Demands She Point Out Side Dishes On Menu

After Doughnut Scandal Rocks Canada, Prime Minister Flubs Second Attempt with the “TruDeaunut”

Montgomery County to Extend Boundaries of Wealthy Elitist Neighborhoods to Expand Economy

Mitch McConnell Defeats Kids in Game of Tag By Making Up New Invincibility Rule

Takoma Park Farmer’s Market to Roll Out Home Delivery Service

Montgomery County to Require Building Permits for Little Free Libraries

Local Millennial Comes Out as Joe Biden Supporter

The Takoma Torch Launches Weather Advisory System to Help DMV Residents Panic for Winter Weather

New Azalea Award Categories Announced for 2020

Eric Trump Announces Diagnosis of Bone Spurs

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