Sports and Entertainment

Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

Takoma torch DC satire Trump first pitch

Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci

Orioles Still On Pace to Lose 100 Games Despite 60 Game Schedule for 2020

Mayor Kate Stewart NASCAR press conference

Takoma Park to Construct NASCAR Race Track

University of Maryland Zoom Background Named After Billionaire Donor

Baseball Fans Protest for Right to Pay $16 for Bud Light

‘Rooster King’ Documentary to Air on Takoma Park City TV

Neighborhood’s Social Distance Touch Football Game Enters 6th Day of Overtime

Desperate For Content Due to Coronavirus, ESPN Creates New Sporting Events

MLB Requires an Astros Player Stand at Home Plate During Ceremonial First Pitches

Flower Avenue Chosen for 2020 X-Games Championship

Iowa to Decide Caucus Winner on Penalty Kicks

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