Skip to content

  • Home
  • National
  • Local
  • Sports
  • Business
  • Science/Tech
  • About Us
  • Merch
  • Reviews

Category: Sports and Entertainment

President Congratulates Ohio for Hosting ‘Tremendous’ Super Bowl Event in Miami

Washington Football Fans Outraged by 49ers Offensive Portrayal of Migrant Workers

Takoma Park Couple Wins Ownership of Washington R*dskins at Local Silent Auction

Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

Screech the Eagle Enters Free Agency After Baby Shark Steals Thunder

Nats in World Series, Complete 9 Year Prank on Bryce Harper

Competitive Legislating Comes to City Council Meetings

Travel Soccer Team Struggles to Pick Non-Offensive Name

Drafting Public Radio Hosts Preferred Over NFL Players

Residents Turn Out for Home Team in Finals; Forget Watching Baseball is So Boring

Opening Day Postponed as City Arborist Issues Stop Work Order

Takoma Sports Team Records City’s First Ever Loss

Posts navigation

← Newer posts 1 2 3 4 Older posts →

Support the Torch!


Takomatorch takomapark shirt Takoma Park Merch Merchandise

All written material on this site is the intellectual property of the Takoma Torch, and is only intended for people with a sense of humor. If you would like to submit a funny headline, please email it to takomatorch@gmail.com. If you have any complaints, please email dcra@dc.gov