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Category: Sports and Entertainment

Desperate For Content Due to Coronavirus, ESPN Creates New Sporting Events

MLB Requires an Astros Player Stand at Home Plate During Ceremonial First Pitches

Flower Avenue Chosen for 2020 X-Games Championship

Iowa to Decide Caucus Winner on Penalty Kicks

President Congratulates Ohio for Hosting ‘Tremendous’ Super Bowl Event in Miami

Washington Football Fans Outraged by 49ers Offensive Portrayal of Migrant Workers

Takoma Park Couple Wins Ownership of Washington R*dskins at Local Silent Auction

Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

Screech the Eagle Enters Free Agency After Baby Shark Steals Thunder

Nats in World Series, Complete 9 Year Prank on Bryce Harper

Competitive Legislating Comes to City Council Meetings

Travel Soccer Team Struggles to Pick Non-Offensive Name

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