Sports and Entertainment – The Takoma Torch

Ted Lasso’s Patience Tested as He Turns to Coaching Takoma Park Youth Soccer

Takoma Park to Permanently Close Other Side of Laurel Avenue for Pickleball Courts

Little League Pitch Clock Gives Kids Only 15 Seconds to Take All Advice Shouted From Parents in Stands

Facing Budget Constraints, Takoma Parks Unveils Little Free Rec Centers

George Santos Vows to Defend Resume Just Like He Defended His Olympic Gold Medal Against Katie Ledecky

Facebook Video of Youth Baseball Highlight Not Nearly as Exciting as Professional Baseball

Local Teen Breaks World Record in Self-Reported Virtual 5k

Takoma Park Offers to Build New Stadium for Washington Commanders with Condition That Residents Get to Rename Team Again

‘OlneyFans’ Website for MoCo’s New Baseball Team Crashes Due to Unusually High Traffic

Catcher Refuses to Wear Mask Behind Plate, Citing 98% Survival Rate From Foul Tip Smashing Face

Takoma Park Historic District Sets Height Limit of Not More Than Two Stories For Milk Crate Challenge

Takoma Park to Host 2032 Olympic Games

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