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Netflix, Hulu Demand Bailout to Help Americans From Running Out of Shows to Watch
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Netflix, Hulu Demand Bailout to Help Americans From Running Out of Shows to Watch

The Takoma TorchDecember 2, 2020December 2, 2020
WASHINGTON, DC - As more people beg friends to recommend new TV shows to watch, streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu have demanded federal bailout money to create more...
Trump Angry With Umpires For Letting Baseball Game Enter the 9th Inning
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Trump Angry With Umpires For Letting Baseball Game Enter the 9th Inning

The Takoma TorchNovember 5, 2020November 5, 2020
PHILADELPHIA - Holding onto a 12-11 lead at the end of the 8th inning, President Donald Trump demanded that the home plate umpire explain why his players had to take...
Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia
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Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

The Takoma TorchJuly 25, 2020July 29, 2020
PORTLAND, OR - After calling it quits, the hilarious co-creators of the hit sketch comedy show Portlandia have returned to write a ninth season, but this time they’re tapping director...
Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci
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Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci

The Takoma TorchJuly 21, 2020July 21, 2020
WASHINGTON, DC - In yet another attempt to block Dr. Anthony Fauci from public appearances, President Trump announced that he will take Fauci’s place and throw out the ceremonial first...
Orioles Still On Pace to Lose 100 Games Despite 60 Game Schedule for 2020
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Orioles Still On Pace to Lose 100 Games Despite 60 Game Schedule for 2020

The Takoma TorchJune 25, 2020June 25, 2020
BALTIMORE, MD - Despite MLB announcing a 60 game season for 2020, somehow the Baltimore Orioles are still on pace to repeat their 108-loss record from last year. "Statistically, we...
Takoma Park to Construct NASCAR Race Track
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Takoma Park to Construct NASCAR Race Track

The Takoma TorchJune 12, 2020June 12, 2020
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Shortly after NASCAR decided to ban the Confederate flag at its events, Takoma Park city council members moved to capitalize on stock car racing’s new “woke”...
University of Maryland Zoom Background Named After Billionaire Donor
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University of Maryland Zoom Background Named After Billionaire Donor

The Takoma TorchJune 1, 2020June 1, 2020
COLLEGE PARK, MD - In a dedication ceremony this week, the University of Maryland will formally recognize alumnus and Under Armour CEO Kevin Plank for his $25 million gift that...
Baseball Fans Protest for Right to Pay $16 for Bud Light
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Baseball Fans Protest for Right to Pay $16 for Bud Light

The Takoma TorchMay 20, 2020
WASHINGTON, DC - After several state governors announced that professional baseball games must take place without spectators, fans took to the streets to demand the restoration of their rights to...
‘Rooster King’ Documentary to Air on Takoma Park City TV
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‘Rooster King’ Documentary to Air on Takoma Park City TV

The Takoma TorchMarch 29, 2020March 29, 2020
Joe Organic holds one of his 1,200 "pets" Fans of Netflix's new binge-worthy documentary "Tiger King" will be excited to hear about the upcoming release of "Rooster King,” a seven-part...
Neighborhood Touch Football Game Enters 6th Day of Overtime
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Neighborhood Touch Football Game Enters 6th Day of Overtime

The Takoma TorchMarch 21, 2020March 21, 2020
Photo Credit - Emily Hanford TAKOMA PARK, MD - A two-hand touch football game that began last weekend among a group of neighborhood kids at Opal Daniels Park has entered...
Desperate For Content Due to Coronavirus, ESPN Creates New Sporting Events
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Desperate For Content Due to Coronavirus, ESPN Creates New Sporting Events

The Takoma TorchMarch 13, 2020March 13, 2020
WASHINGTON, DC - After nearly all major sports seasons have been suspended in an effort to reduce the spread of COVID-19 Coronavirus, ESPN has created new social distancing competitions to...
MLB Requires an Astros Player to Stand at Home Plate During Ceremonial First Pitches
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MLB Requires an Astros Player to Stand at Home Plate During Ceremonial First Pitches

The Takoma TorchFebruary 29, 2020February 29, 2020
Tucked in to a slate of rule changes designed to make baseball marginally less boring to watch, Major League Baseball announced a new policy to keep fans entertained: a Houston...

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