Sports and Entertainment – The Takoma Torch

Facebook Video of Youth Baseball Highlight Not Nearly as Exciting as Professional Baseball

Local Teen Breaks World Record in Self-Reported Virtual 5k

Takoma Park Offers to Build New Stadium for Washington Commanders with Condition That Residents Get to Rename Team Again

‘OlneyFans’ Website for MoCo’s New Baseball Team Crashes Due to Unusually High Traffic

Catcher Refuses to Wear Mask Behind Plate, Citing 98% Survival Rate From Foul Tip Smashing Face

Takoma Park Historic District Sets Height Limit of Not More Than Two Stories For Milk Crate Challenge

Takoma Park to Host 2032 Olympic Games

2022 Winter Olympics Will Also Require Women to Compete in Bikinis for Optimal Performance

Little League Dad Revolutionizes Baseball By Telling Kid ‘Keep Your Eye On the Ball’

GOP: Genderless Potato Head Will Destroy Female Potato Sports

Local Man Wins Social Media Political Debate By Correcting Opponent’s Use of ‘Your/You’re’

Netflix, Hulu Demand Bailout to Help Americans From Running Out of Shows to Watch

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