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Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

MoCo Executive Taps US Marshals To Search For ‘Missing Middle’ Housing

Karen Calls Cops on Painting of Black Woman For Loitering

2nd Grader Shocked to Owe Developer Impact Taxes on New Buildings Created in Minecraft

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

City Arborist: Each Christmas Tree Purchase Requires Decoration of 6 Additional Trees

Netflix, Hulu Demand Bailout to Help Americans From Running Out of Shows to Watch

Trump Pulls Troops From Afghanistan and Iraq to Prepare for War on Thanksgiving

Montgomery County Builds New Glass Tower For Agencies to Spy On Residents More Easily

Takoma Park Creates Tracking System to Verify Collected Leaves Are Delivered to Compost Pile

QAnon Supporter: ‘Trump Might Have Won If Only I Searched More Pizza Parlors for Secret Pedophilia Rings’

Trump Angry With Umpires For Letting Baseball Game Enter the 9th Inning

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