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Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

The Official 2020 Takoma Torch Candidate Questionnaire

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Takoma Park Residents Demand Financial Bailout For Buying Homes That Unfairly Tripled in Value

‘2020 Can’t Get Any Worse,’ Says Post-Apocalyptic Nation Living In Fall Out Shelters

Target Unveils New Line of Fire Resistant Gender Reveal Party Supplies

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