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Nation Shocked That State of Texas, Supreme Court Did Exactly What They’ve Been Promising for Decades

Taliban Denies Afghan Capital Insurrection Ever Happened

MCPS Begs Chef José Andrés to Rescue Them From Outdoor School Lunch Crisis

Catcher Refuses to Wear Mask Behind Plate, Citing 98% Survival Rate From Foul Tip Smashing Face

Takoma Park Historic District Sets Height Limit of Not More Than Two Stories For Milk Crate Challenge

FDA Grants Full Approval For Anti-Vaxxers To Come Up With Another Convenient Excuse to Refuse COVID Vaccination

America’s Long Period of Not Worrying About Afghanistan Finally Comes to an End

Takoma Park to Host 2032 Olympic Games

MoCo Residents Deeply Divided over Silver Spring BID While Not Knowing What the Hell It Even Is

2022 Winter Olympics Will Also Require Women to Compete in Bikinis for Optimal Performance

Elon Musk Confident He’ll Reach Space Before Takoma Park Residents Receive Last Week’s Mail

‘People That Stand to the Left of Escalators Are Stupid’ Says DC Area Man Driving Slowly in Left Lane of Beltway

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