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Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

Stephen Miller Promises God He’ll Be Less Evil If He Survives COVID-19

Trump Completes Ironman Triathlon on Day 4 of Covid Hospitalization

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

Takoma Park Residents Demand Financial Bailout For Buying Homes That Unfairly Tripled in Value

‘2020 Can’t Get Any Worse,’ Says Post-Apocalyptic Nation Living In Fall Out Shelters

Target Unveils New Line of Fire Resistant Gender Reveal Party Supplies

Takoma Park Scraps Library Expansion, Plans Mosaic-Covered Parking Lot Instead

Takoma Torch Interview with Mayor Kate Stewart

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

Trump Plans Second Convention, Claims First One Violated Law and Didn’t Count

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