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Gigantic ‘Elf on the Shelf’ Magically Appears on Takoma Park Community Center

Recently Doubled Salary for Takoma Park Mayor Lures Pete Buttigieg to Announce Candidacy

A Traffic Nightmare on Elm Avenue

Council Members Want Three Western Wards to Secede From Takoma Park and Join Chevy Chase

Historians: Takoma Park’s Border Purposely Designed As Middle Finger to Everyone Else

MoCo Planning Commission Teaches Takoma Park Lesson By Making Them Continue Developing Takoma Junction Until They’re Sick of It

Takoma Park to Host 2032 Olympic Games

Takoma Park Rejects Bethesdafication, Chooses Chevy Chase-ification Instead

BREAKING: Takoma Park Saves Paradise By Protecting a Parking Lot

Montgomery County Keeps Tax Duplication Rebates, Duplicates Takoma Park Government Instead

White Smoke Rises From Community Center, Signaling New City Manager in Takoma Park

Cicadas Annoyed to Return 17 Years Later to Find Takoma Park Residents Still Fighting Over Same Stupid Shit

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