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Local Activists Unveil Ambitious Plan to Replace All Sod Lawns With Moral High Ground

Takoma Park Invests $300 Billion on Time Machine to Undo $15 Million Library Renovation

The Official Takoma Torch 2025 In/Out List

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

Takoma Park Protests Exploitative Colonialism on Columbus Day by Dismantling Colonial-Style Houses

World Leaders Monitoring Deteriorating Situation in Takoma Park’s PEN Listserv

Takoma Park’s Runaway Horse Sprints to Early Lead in Ward 3 City Council Race

Takoma Park Shifts Focus From Creating Gaza Peace Resolution to Solving Instagram Restaurant War

Takoma Park Residents Demand Delay of Solar Eclipse Until Multiple Shadow Studies Performed

New Hampshire Avenue Residents Shoot Off Fireworks to Celebrate Only Day of Year That Takoma Park Notices Them

The Takoma Torch 2023 Holiday Gift Guide

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