political satire – Page 24 – The Takoma Torch

Takoma Park Residents Demand Financial Bailout For Buying Homes That Unfairly Tripled in Value

‘2020 Can’t Get Any Worse,’ Says Post-Apocalyptic Nation Living In Fall Out Shelters

Target Unveils New Line of Fire Resistant Gender Reveal Party Supplies

Trump Awards Himself Medal of Honor for Avoiding STDs in the 80’s and 90’s

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

Trump Plans Second Convention, Claims First One Violated Law and Didn’t Count

After Successful Convention, Democrats Change Slogan to ‘ABIDEN’

RNC Announces Final 2020 Convention Schedule of Events and Speakers

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Mike Pence Still Awaiting Approval from “Mother” to Debate Kamala Harris

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

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