political satire – Page 21 – The Takoma Torch

Bezos Steps Down as Amazon CEO to Devote More Time to Completing Death Star

George Washington Boasts of Record Stock Prices Since His Presidency

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

Biden Calls for Unity After Takoma Park’s ‘Buy Nothing’ Community ‘Sprouts’ Into Smaller Groups

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

Republicans Outraged Biden Replaces ‘Nuclear Football’ with Soccer Ball

QAnon Claims Trump Presidency a Deep State Conspiracy to Get Democrats Elected

Mike Pence Asks Trump For One Final Atomic Wedgie Before Leaving Office

Maryland General Assembly Apologizes For Not Making Any National Headlines

New Vegan Doughnut Shop Helps White People of Takoma Park Find Courage to Cross Into DC Side

Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

Second Stimulus Bill Actually Just Cake

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