Parody – Page 10 – The Takoma Torch

Maryland Enters Phase 1C of Eligibility For Residents Planning to Start Their Own Podcast

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

Takoma Park Historic District Reclassifies as Agricultural Reserve To Deny Solar Panel Installation

Deal Reached to Relocate ‘Dave Thomas Circle’ to Takoma Junction

Biden Calls for Unity After Takoma Park’s ‘Buy Nothing’ Community ‘Sprouts’ Into Smaller Groups

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

Republicans Outraged Biden Replaces ‘Nuclear Football’ with Soccer Ball

QAnon Claims Trump Presidency a Deep State Conspiracy to Get Democrats Elected

Mike Pence Asks Trump For One Final Atomic Wedgie Before Leaving Office

Maryland General Assembly Apologizes For Not Making Any National Headlines

New Vegan Doughnut Shop Helps White People of Takoma Park Find Courage to Cross Into DC Side

Capitol Police Fired, Replaced With DC Building Permit Department Employees

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