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Beto Shovels Snow Naked to Show Texas He Can Handle Freezing Conditions

Local Man Wins Social Media Political Debate By Correcting Opponent’s Use of ‘Your/You’re’

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

Gov. Larry Hogan Promises Even Faster COVID Vaccine Distribution Using Purple Line

Takoma Park Historic District Reclassifies as Agricultural Reserve To Deny Solar Panel Installation

Deal Reached to Relocate ‘Dave Thomas Circle’ to Takoma Junction

Bezos Steps Down as Amazon CEO to Devote More Time to Completing Death Star

George Washington Boasts of Record Stock Prices Since His Presidency

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

Market Manipulation Causes Takoma Park to Halt Purchasing of Co-Op Shares

Biden Calls for Unity After Takoma Park’s ‘Buy Nothing’ Community ‘Sprouts’ Into Smaller Groups

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

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