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Takoma Park Creates Tracking System to Verify Collected Leaves Are Delivered to Compost Pile

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

Trump Funds Entire Takoma Park Library Expansion in Exchange For Designation as His Presidential Library

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

Amazon to Ship Takoma Park Orders in Etsy Boxes, Allowing Residents to Secretly Shop on Prime Day

The Official 2020 Takoma Torch Candidate Questionnaire

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

Takoma Park Residents Demand Financial Bailout For Buying Homes That Unfairly Tripled in Value

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