political satire – Page 25 – The Takoma Torch

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

Biden Campaign Narrows VP Search to Women Who Don’t Want to be President

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

White woman name Karen racial slur DC Satire

White Women Demand ‘Karen’ Be Labeled a Racial Slur

Trump Awards Purple Heart to Broken Macy’s Storefront Window

N95 Underwear Now Required in Public To Avoid Fart-Based Transmission of Covid

Dividends Finally Pay Off for Takoma Man Who Left Christmas Lights Up All Year

“Politics and Chill”: 2020 Candidates Look to Capture Gen Z Vote

Residents Turn Out for Home Team in Finals; Forget Watching Baseball is So Boring

10 Ways to Out-Debate Highly Qualified Experts on Topics You Just Learned About

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