political satire – Page 23 – The Takoma Torch

Democrats Worried Canadian Post Office Won’t Deliver Mail-In Immigration Applications in Time

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

Trump Funds Entire Takoma Park Library Expansion in Exchange For Designation as His Presidential Library

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Amy Coney Barrett Looking Forward to Stripping Away Rights From Her Daughters

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

Amazon to Ship Takoma Park Orders in Etsy Boxes, Allowing Residents to Secretly Shop on Prime Day

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

Trump Completes Ironman Triathlon on Day 4 of Covid Hospitalization

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

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