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Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

After Successful Convention, Democrats Change Slogan to ‘ABIDEN’

RNC Announces Final 2020 Convention Schedule of Events and Speakers

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

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Grandpa Upset To Realize ‘Uphill Both Ways’ Exaggeration No Longer Effective

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Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci

Trump Awards Purple Heart to Broken Macy’s Storefront Window

Dividends Finally Pay Off for Takoma Man Who Left Christmas Lights Up All Year

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