TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election
Photo Credit - Sam Kittner TAKOMA PARK, MD - Members of the TPSS grocery co-op will be excited to learn that their 2020 membership includes a special new benefit: extra votes...
Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills
TAKOMA PARK, MD - A recent audit conducted by a local freelancer determined that Takoma Park could save millions on municipal projects if wasteful payments weren't being made to all...
Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again
TAKOMA PARK, MD - As more than a decade of nonstop road construction on Flower Avenue has finally come to an end, residents are eagerly anticipating the commencement of a...
Takoma Park Scraps Library Expansion, Plans Mosaic-Covered Parking Lot Instead
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Facing pressure over budget concerns from long-time residents, the city council decided to scrap the library expansion project and instead replace the entire site with a...
‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Acting on a tip from a famous local whistleblower, a group of long-time residents set out to prove corruption among city officials in what they call...
Takoma Junction Development To Include “Battle Zone” for Debate of Junction Development
TAKOMA PARK, MD — In an effort to curtail divisive and repetitive debate about the Takoma Junction development, city officials have decided that future arguments about the development will be...
Takoma Junction Development Blocked as City Ordered to Restore Site to Original Garbage Dump
SILVER SPRING, MD — In a shocking decision, the Montgomery County Historic Preservation Commission (HPC) blocked the Takoma Junction development project and ordered the City of Takoma Park to restore...
7,200 Registered Architects Suddenly Emerge From Takoma Park
The Maryland Department of Labor, Licensing, and Regulation (DLLR) became overwhelmed this month as thousands of architects filled their office with license applications - all from Takoma Park, Maryland, a...
Junction Development Changes Course as New Developer Agrees to Build Project for Only $1,783
Overhead view of proposed development location. After 4 years of packed city council hearings, protests, and social media battles, the City of Takoma Park announced today that the Takoma Junction...
Takoma Junction Vision Study Creates Anxiety Throughout City
Smack dab in the middle of Takoma Park, two major roads intersect forming what is referred to as the Takoma Junction. It's where State Highway 410 cuts through this quaint...
After Disappointment in NYC, Bezos Turns Attention to Takoma Junction
It was a strange turn of events for two cities in 2019. First, Amazon made national news with the cancellation of its proposed HQ2 headquarters in New York City. Soon...