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Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

Trump Threatens to Ban Quickbooks, Other Websites Deemed Unfair to Him

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

Trump’s Live Beheading of Mark Zuckerberg Doesn’t Violate Facebook Terms, Says Zuckerberg

University of Maryland Zoom Background Named After Billionaire Donor

People Believing They Can Sing Likely a Symptom of Coronavirus, CDC Warns

Dr. Fauci Corrects President’s Claims About Spreading Cooties

New 5G Cell Towers Will Make Humankind Extinct, Study Shows

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