Science and Tech

Marc Elrich Opposes Seatbelt Mandate for County Drivers Who Don’t Feel Like Wearing One

FDA Grants Full Approval For Anti-Vaxxers To Come Up With Another Convenient Excuse to Refuse COVID Vaccination

Elon Musk Confident He’ll Reach Space Before Takoma Park Residents Receive Last Week’s Mail

Reynolds Wrap Shortage Reported as MoCo Residents Install Tin Foil Roofs to Protect Homes From 5G Technology

Maryland Enters Phase 1C of Eligibility For Residents Planning to Start Their Own Podcast

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

Trump Threatens to Ban Quickbooks, Other Websites Deemed Unfair to Him

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

Trump’s Live Beheading of Mark Zuckerberg Doesn’t Violate Facebook Terms, Says Zuckerberg

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