Local News – Page 17 – The Takoma Torch

Montgomery County Says Milk and Cookies For Santa Must Follow Outdoor Dining Rules

7-11 at Takoma Metro To Be Demolished, Replaced With Mural of 7-11

MoCo Executive Taps US Marshals To Search For ‘Missing Middle’ Housing

Karen Calls Cops on Painting of Black Woman For Loitering

2nd Grader Shocked to Owe Developer Impact Taxes on New Buildings Created in Minecraft

City Arborist: Each Christmas Tree Purchase Requires Decoration of 6 Additional Trees

Montgomery County Builds New Glass Tower For Agencies to Spy On Residents More Easily

Takoma Park Creates Tracking System to Verify Collected Leaves Are Delivered to Compost Pile

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

Trump Funds Entire Takoma Park Library Expansion in Exchange For Designation as His Presidential Library

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

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