Local News – The Takoma Torch

City Requires All Food Delivery Orders to Include One Extra Meal for Porch Pirate

Takoma Park Cancels Fourth of July Parade, Moves Celebration to Zoom

Long-Term Takoma Park Residents Urge Supreme Court to Reject Birthright Neighborhood Citizenship

Will Jawando Launches 2028 Presidential Campaign

Internal Poll Finds Our Internal Poll Awesome and Your Internal Poll Dumb

PAC Man: Will Jawando To Hold Anti-PAC Press Conference Sponsored by PACs

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Resurfaced as Memorial Reflection Pool For Co-Op

Marc Elrich Granted Historic Designation, Ensuring He Remains an Elected Official Forever

New Categories Added to Azalea Awards, Including One For People Who Didn’t Win an Azalea Award

Takoma Park Residents Concerned Four-Year Terms Could Delay Next Chance to Be Mad

City Installs AI Cameras To Automatically Ticket ‘Rolling Stops’ at 3‐Minute Public Testimony Limit

Takoma Park Residents Trapped in Extended Council Meeting After Outbreak of ‘The Clap’

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