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‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Mike Pence Still Awaiting Approval from “Mother” to Debate Kamala Harris

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

Trump Threatens to Ban Quickbooks, Other Websites Deemed Unfair to Him

Biden Campaign Narrows VP Search to Women Who Don’t Want to be President

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

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Grandpa Upset To Realize ‘Uphill Both Ways’ Exaggeration No Longer Effective

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Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci

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