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Month: July 2020

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

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Grandpa Upset To Realize ‘Uphill Both Ways’ Exaggeration No Longer Effective

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Trump Announces He Will Throw First Pitch Instead of Fauci

Trump Finally Receives Payment For Border Wall

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Takoma Park Institutes ‘Scream Inside Your Heart’ Rule for All City Council Meetings

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Betsy Devos: Remote Learning Impossible for Active School Shooter Drills

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Report: Racism Can’t Happen in Local Organic Grocery Stores Because They Don’t Sell Aunt Jemima Syrup

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Twitter Flags Kanye West’s Presidential Announcement Tweet As ‘F*cking Stupid’

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Trump Monument To Be Carved Into Grand Canyon To Match His Complexion

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GOP Proposes Torturing Guantanamo Bay Prisoners with Homemade Face Masks

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