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MoCo Planning Board Adds ‘Pumpkin Spice’ to Zoning Reform Bill to Make it More Palatable in Wealthy Areas

Proposal to Ban New ‘Cookie-Cutter’ Houses Led by Owners of Sears Catalog Bungalows

David Blair Tired of Urgent Donation Emails From David Blair Campaign

Hans Riemer Responds to the Takoma Torch 2022 MoCo Candidate Questionnaire

Wealthy Areas of Montgomery County Propose PURGE to Solve Housing Crisis

Local YIMBY Can’t Resist Mentioning Number of Apartments That Can Fit on Cemetery During Grandmother’s Eulogy

MoCo Planning Commission Teaches Takoma Park Lesson By Making Them Continue Developing Takoma Junction Until They’re Sick of It

Peter Franchot’s Cousin’s Friend in Trinidad Says Proposed Development Will Cause Traffic Swelling in Takoma’s Junction

Marc Elrich Responds to County’s Housing Crisis by Unveiling ‘Thrive Montgomery 1950’

Study: Nobody Who Moved Here After You Loves This Place As Much As You

Takoma Park Rejects Bethesdafication, Chooses Chevy Chase-ification Instead

Hans Riemer Pledges to Have Beer With Every MoCo Resident During Campaign for County Executive

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