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Target Unveils New Line of Fire Resistant Gender Reveal Party Supplies

Takoma Park Scraps Library Expansion, Plans Mosaic-Covered Parking Lot Instead

Takoma Torch Interview with Mayor Kate Stewart

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

Biden Campaign Narrows VP Search to Women Who Don’t Want to be President

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

Director of Platoon, Natural Born Killers to Film Reboot of Portlandia

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