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Takoma Park Discovers Innovative Plan to Make Housing Affordable By Not Building Any Affordable Housing

Marc Elrich Releases Controversial Hit Single ‘Try That in a Single-Family Zone’

Takoma Park Revolutionizes Local Government By Adopting ChatGPT to Manage City

Distraction 2022: Official Takoma Torch Endorsements for Takoma Park Elections

Historic Takoma to Take Over Republic’s Former Space to Reverse Downtown Revitalization

Takoma Park Residents Love Living in Dense, Walkable Cities, But Only On Vacation

Maryland Residents Brace for Pounding of ‘Moore-Cox’ Jokes

Takoma Park Declares Emergency as City Flooded with Political Yard Signs

Takoma Park Approves Installation of New Virtue Signal at Carroll Ave and Highway 410

Gigantic ‘Elf on the Shelf’ Magically Appears on Takoma Park Community Center

Recently Doubled Salary for Takoma Park Mayor Lures Pete Buttigieg to Announce Candidacy

A Traffic Nightmare on Elm Avenue

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