Parody – Page 6 – The Takoma Torch

New Chevy Chase Library Bans Books on High-Rise Affordable Housing

Democratic Primary Shake-up Leads to Montgomery County Republicans Increasing Their Chance of Winning to 0%

IRS Sets Net Worth Threshold At $750K for Progressives To Act Like Heartless Dickheads

Wealthy Areas of Montgomery County Propose PURGE to Solve Housing Crisis

Maryland Democrats Celebrate Large Field of Female Candidates Ready to be Governor Only If Male Governor Dies First

Maryland Primary Delayed 3 Weeks to Give Brooke Lierman More Time to Explain to Voters What a Comptroller Is

MLB Lockout Leads to 5th Consecutive Year of No Professional Baseball in Baltimore

Trucker Convoy Complies With Government Safety Regulations on Journey to DC to Protest Compliance With Government Safety Regulations

Major Backlash Over Purple Line ‘Get Railed’ Valentine’s Day Message

Larry Hogan Opts Out of Losing Senate Race to Van Hollen, Chooses to Lose Republican Presidential Primary Instead

Missing Persons Report Filed After Work-Related Email Goes Unanswered on a Saturday

Republicans Force Schools to Adopt ‘Critical Erase Theory’

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