Parody – Page 4 – The Takoma Torch

Ted Lasso’s Patience Tested as He Turns to Coaching Takoma Park Youth Soccer

Takoma Park to Permanently Close Other Side of Laurel Avenue for Pickleball Courts

Takoma Park to Build ‘NIMBYLand’ Theme Park on Former Hospital Site (Part 2 of a 2-Part Series)

Takoma Park to Build NIMBYLand Theme Park on Former Hospital Site (Part 1 of a 2 Part Series)

DC’s Rejection of Georgetown Transformers Prompts Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Halt Nearby Sewer Renovation Plans

MoCo Now Requires 15% of New Retail Space in Silver Spring Be Reserved for 1950’s Diners Serving Pancakes 24/7

Major Lenders Shore Up Takoma Park Mulch Pile to Prevent Collapse of City’s Largest Investment

Little League Pitch Clock Gives Kids Only 15 Seconds to Take All Advice Shouted From Parents in Stands

Facing Budget Constraints, Takoma Parks Unveils Little Free Rec Centers

Search of Hunter Biden’s Laptop Finds Classified Emails From Hillary Clinton About Kristin Mink’s Flat Tire

Marc Elrich Opposes Accessory Chicken Coops, Claims They Won’t Reduce Egg Prices

MoCo Planning Unveils “Googie Monster” to Educate Downtown Silver Spring’s Immigrants on Mid-Century Modern Architecture

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