TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election
Photo Credit - Sam Kittner TAKOMA PARK, MD - Members of the TPSS grocery co-op will be excited to learn that their 2020 membership includes a special new benefit: extra votes...
Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor
TAKOMA PARK, MD - In a shocking turn of events, the well known Exclamation Point on mayoral candidate Roger Schlegel's logo has decided to jump ship and endorse incumbent Kate...
Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills
TAKOMA PARK, MD - A recent audit conducted by a local freelancer determined that Takoma Park could save millions on municipal projects if wasteful payments weren't being made to all...
City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election
TAKOMA PARK, MD - With less than 100 days to go until the election and political signs already littering the streets, the city council voted 6 to 1 in favor...
Takoma Park Institutes ‘Scream Inside Your Heart’ Rule for All City Council Meetings
Photo Credit: Andrea Piacquadio/Pexels TAKOMA PARK, MD – Inspired by Japan's new amusement park regulation meant to prevent the spread of Coronavirus by prohibiting yelling on roller coasters, Takoma Park...
7,200 Registered Architects Suddenly Emerge From Takoma Park
The Maryland Department of Labor, Licensing, and Regulation (DLLR) became overwhelmed this month as thousands of architects filled their office with license applications - all from Takoma Park, Maryland, a...