humor – Page 15 – The Takoma Torch

Chevy Chase Neighborhood Adds New Restrictions on Gingerbread Houses

Montgomery County Says Milk and Cookies For Santa Must Follow Outdoor Dining Rules

7-11 at Takoma Metro To Be Demolished, Replaced With Mural of 7-11

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

Amy Coney Barrett Looking Forward to Stripping Away Rights From Her Daughters

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

Trump Awards Himself Medal of Honor for Avoiding STDs in the 80’s and 90’s

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

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