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Local Man Wins Social Media Political Debate By Correcting Opponent’s Use of ‘Your/You’re’

Surgery Required to Remove Republican Senators Who Accidentally Gorilla Glued Their Lips to Trump’s Rear

Takoma Park Historic District Reclassifies as Agricultural Reserve To Deny Solar Panel Installation

Deal Reached to Relocate ‘Dave Thomas Circle’ to Takoma Junction

George Washington Boasts of Record Stock Prices Since His Presidency

Biden Calls for Unity After Takoma Park’s ‘Buy Nothing’ Community ‘Sprouts’ Into Smaller Groups

Maryland Congressman Andy Harris Suffering From Insurrectile Dysfunction

QAnon Claims Trump Presidency a Deep State Conspiracy to Get Democrats Elected

New Vegan Doughnut Shop Helps White People of Takoma Park Find Courage to Cross Into DC Side

Capitol Police Fired, Replaced With DC Building Permit Department Employees

Trump Asks Georgia Secretary of State to Find Missing Golf Ball That Was Obviously a Hole-In-One

Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

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