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Guantanamo Gitmo Coronavirus Covid face mask torture DC Satire

GOP Proposes Torturing Guantanamo Bay Prisoners with Homemade Face Masks

White woman name Karen racial slur DC Satire

White Women Demand ‘Karen’ Be Labeled a Racial Slur

Disney Plus Increases Monthly Fee to $3,000 in Anticipation of the Release of ‘Hamilton’

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Republicans Agree to Allow Statehood for Northwest DC Only

Trump Awards Purple Heart to Broken Macy’s Storefront Window

N95 Underwear Now Required in Public To Avoid Fart-Based Transmission of Covid

Dividends Finally Pay Off for Takoma Man Who Left Christmas Lights Up All Year

“Politics and Chill”: 2020 Candidates Look to Capture Gen Z Vote

Residents Turn Out for Home Team in Finals; Forget Watching Baseball is So Boring

10 Ways to Out-Debate Highly Qualified Experts on Topics You Just Learned About

City Makes New Law Requiring “Takoma” in All Business Names

Humans rank 6th in Takoma Park’s Ranking of Human Rights, Dogs Remain #1

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