DC Satire – The Takoma Torch

Montgomery County to Require 2.5 Parking Spaces per Nativity Set

Trump Naps in Cabinet Meeting to Prove He’s The Most ‘Anti-Woke’

MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner

Nation’s Boomers Shocked To Learn Leaders Can Retire

MoCo Executive Marc Elrich Visits China to Learn How to Build Great Wall Around Bethesda

Epstein Files Accidentally Lost In East Wing Demolition

Takoma Man Celebrates Easy Parking at Metro Station Due to Government Shutdown

Tone Down the Hate Rhetoric, You Evil, Murderous Democrats

Parkway Deli’s Pickle Bar ‘Kind of Sucks’ Marc Elrich Says

Little League Player Ejected For Not Wearing Enough Pieces of Flair

County Officials to Spend $15 Million on Community Engagement For $50k Playground

Takoma Torch to Lecture Harvard Law on Handling Frivolous Lawsuits From Shitheads

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