Comedy – Page 17 – The Takoma Torch

Karen Calls Cops on Painting of Black Woman For Loitering

2nd Grader Shocked to Owe Developer Impact Taxes on New Buildings Created in Minecraft

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

Netflix, Hulu Demand Bailout to Help Americans From Running Out of Shows to Watch

Montgomery County Builds New Glass Tower For Agencies to Spy On Residents More Easily

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

‘Conservative Feminism’ Movement Launched With Permission From Mitch McConnell

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

Target Unveils New Line of Fire Resistant Gender Reveal Party Supplies

Biden Campaign Narrows VP Search to Women Who Don’t Want to be President

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

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