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City Council Hopeful Caught Eating at Olive Garden; Ends Candidacy

City Announces Removal of “Clocktopus,” Declares Offensive

Restaurant charges $4,000 for Sandwich; Blames Regulations, Customer Demands.

Facing Budget Shortfalls, Takoma Park Approves New Listserv Tax

Montgomery County Council Aims to Revise Chicken Coop Regulations

Takoma Park Heading Towards Shutdown Over Mural Wall Funding

After Disappointment in NYC, Bezos Turns Attention to Takoma Junction

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